Woman Slut-Shames Taylor Swift By Comparing Her Vag To Ham Sandwich

A nastie pastie on Twitter has gone viral after comparing two ham sandwiches, and describing one as looking like Taylor Swift’s vagina and the other one as looking like her daughter’s vagina. 

 

Because OF COURSE you think about the vaginas of celebrities and your own children when you’re preparing lunch.

The tweet was sent by Jennifer Mayers, who describes herself as a 44-year-old wife, mother, and Christian from Louisiana, who ‘spreads positivity through Jesus Christ’.

Mayers’ tweet read: “The reason I preach #Christianity. My daughters represent the right. Taylor Swift’s vagina represents the left.”

 

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The “vagina” sandwich on the left of the photo is overflowing with ham slices and shows what looks like large labia, while the one on the right has practically no ham “labia” visible.

 

It’s a spectacular bit of bizarre slut shaming that shows Ms Mayers perhaps needs some schooling in biology.

 

For starters, large labia doesn’t mean you are promiscuous. You can have huge flaps and still be a virgin.

 

 

Secondly, having lots of sex doesn’t make your vagina “loose” if that was what she was trying to imply.

In an interview with  Women’s Health Magazine, a women’s health specialist Dr. Jennifer Wider dismissed this idea:

“Many people falsely assume that women who have less sex have ‘tighter’ vaginas, and women who have more sex have ‘looser’ vaginas but this is just a complete misconception,’ she said. ‘[Vaginal muscles] contract and go back to their normal shape after sexual intercourse and also after childbirth,” she said.

The number of sexual partners a woman has wouldn’t make her vagina “looser” either. If a woman has sex one time with 50 different men or has sex 50 times with one man, why would one supposedly make her vagina start to fall apart and not the other?

And thirdly: Tay Tay is a 26 year old woman. Who cares how many different men she hooks up with? I say it’s much, much, much better to “try before you buy” than to get yourself stuck with a dud root for 30 years.  It’s 2016!

Mayers’ Twitter feed is full of lots of homophobic and racist tweets, and many people aren’t convinced she’s even for real, and is perhaps just a troll account.

Whatever… just be glad there was no mayo on those sandwiches she posted.

 

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