200+ Slang Words for Vagina

We have 200+ Slang Words for Vagina. Do you label your lady parts? Got a Moniker for your minge?

I have a friend who can’t bring herself to use, as she calls it, “Big People” words for parts of the body, especially ‘Down There’. She generally gives them ridiculous names that you then have to string together to get which part of her lady bits she is talking about. It’s kind of like a game of ‘Guess Who’.

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No, she’s not a host of playschool, she just generally goes varying shades of red if anyone dares to say the word ‘Vagina’, which I do like to slip into conversations just to see her squirm! So it has got me thinking, what do other women call their vaginas?

I had a look to see what the world out there calls their lady bits, some make you cringe and others make you wet yourself laughing. But most would warrant a slap in the face if anyone dared to refer to your va-jay-jay by that name!

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The Slang Words for Vagina We All Know and Love:

Vag Pussy Fanny Vah-jay-jay
Twat Private Parts Nether-Regions Girly-Bits
Lady-Bits Smoo Vulva (technically correct) Snatch
The Hooded Lady Cooter Bearded Clam Clunge
Birth Cannon Punani Puntang Gash
C*nt (hate that word!) Moot Minge Strench Trench
Muff Flange Bush Bajingo
Box Hole Bean Minnie
Map of Tassie Mound Slit Tail
Pudenda Genitals
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Food-related Slang Words for Vagina:

A Ham Sandwich Raspberry Cave The Fur Teacup Fur Burger
Crumpet Hair Pie Beef Taco Tuna Taco
Furry Taco Pink Taco The Meat Massager Meat Flap
Meat Sleeve Soft Shelled Tuna Taco Pastrami Flaps Peach
Pancake Fold Badly Packed Kebab French Fry Dip Calamari Cockring
Beef Curtains Meat Curtains Peaches and Cream The Honey Pot
Cupcake Muffin Cookie Cherry
Roast Beef Curtains Vertical Bacon Sandwich Meat Sleeve Furry Flounder
Hair Pie Clack Beef Sausage Wallet Banana Basket
Punched Lasagne Hot Pocket Jelly Roll


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Penis Fly Trap Stench Trap Cock Socket Toothless Blowjob
Dick Diver Dick Eater South-Mouth Cock Sheath
Carnal Curtains Dick Microwave Bikini Bizkit The Danny Devito
Cum Dumpster Slime Well Anal Alternative Jiz Creek
Horny Halo Semen Locker Piss Flaps Whisker Biscuits
One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple Penis Eater Sperm Jacuzzi Pimp’s Paycheck Lesbian Lunch Box
Slobber Pocket Dick Slit Penis Parking Lot Cuntilocks and the Three Hairs
Erection Correction Trench Bone Collector Pecker Wrecker Hatchet Wound
Smush Kitten Pecker Wrecker Stinky Pink Soggy Box
Mangey Mince Axe Wound Clown Hole Cum Bucket
Dick Warmer Penis Park Moose Knuckle The Wizard Sleeve
The Cock Sock Growler Sperm Bottle Goop Chute


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Pop Culture Slang Names for the Vagina:

Puss-Say Clout Susan Fuzzy Credit Card
Ariel’s Underwater Treasure Grotto Sub-Woofer Fandango Hairy Potter
Fetus Factory Foof Coochie Sideway Smile
Tunnel of Love Fur Pipe Growler Floss
Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet What You Had for Breakfast Bajango The Tampon Tunnel
Lady’s Low Toupee The Pink Portal The Pink Canoe Lawrence of A-Labia
The Panty Hampster The Notorious V.A.G. Vulvarine The Red Wagon
Mum’s Glovebox Minky Area 51 Baby Cannon


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Historical Slang Names for Vagina

In days of ye olde, these were the slang words for vagina.

French Withered Pear Pie Corner Nature’s Treasury Cunnie
Aphrodisiac Tennis Court Rosebud Mount Pleasant The Mary-Ellen
The Thatched Cottage Chapel of Ease Tuppence Privy-Counsel
Petticoat Lane Pie Corner Lady’s Coffer Mrs Fubb’s Parlour
Porridge Case Altar of Venus Phoenix Nest
Placket-Lace Netherlands Road to Christening Fancy Article

Prison Slang Terms for Vagina

The Hairy Handbag The Hairy Purse The Prison Purse
Prison Pussy The Hair Pie The Hot Box
The Pocket Book Cream Pie The Sin Flower

Sweet and Tame Slang Words for Vagina

Vaginaland Foo Foo Flower Kitty
Front Bottom Hoo Hoo Fuzzy The Cha Cha
Noo Noo Minkey Lady V Foof
Vahjootz The Lady Garden Tutti Fruity Nub
My Mini Nunee Flossy Gina
Pool of Moisture Privates Fajita Tu Tu
Sheath Yoni Wet Curls Wizz
Bits Lady Jane Downstairs Flappy
The Upright Wink The Morris Minor Pee Pee The Hallway
Non-Na Pink Pearl Groin Crease


Animal-related Slang Words for Vagina

Beaver The Fox Hole Hippo’s Yawn Penis Fly Trap
Camel Toe Bear Trap The Bat Cave Snapper
Fish Mitten Flap Dragon Rooster Jaws Tuna Town
Bunny Tuft Snake Charmer

Slang Words for Vagina that sound like Mythical Lands

Cave of Harmony Adams Cave Altar of Love Gates of Heaven
Lap Land Wet Cave Lady Cake The Pink Fortress
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That’s only a few that are out there, I’m sure most people could add to those. As my friend is my inspiration for me thinking about my lady bits, it’s only fitting I mention what she calls hers! A NONO. I know, right! Sounds like she has a bad stutter. Imagine the confusion of the poor guy she’s with.

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Or worse still he might think she’s being kinky and wanting him to try it on with her Italian grandmother.

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